I found this in my friend's xanga, and it was really funny, so I stole it. =)

LEARN CHINESE (Read them out loud!!)
1. That`s not right -- Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you hiding a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3. See me ASAP -- Kum Hia Nao
4. Stupid Man -- Dum Gai
5. Small Horse -- Tai Ni Po Ni
6. Did you go to the beach? -- Wai Yu So Tan
7. I bumped into a coffe table -- Ai Bang Mai Ni
8. I think you need a face lift -- Chin Tu Fat
9. It`s very dark in here -- Wao So Dim
10. I thought you were on a diet -- Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11. This is a tow away zone -- No Pah King
12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week -- Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13. Staying out of sight -- Lei Ying Lo
14. He`s cleaning his automobile -- Wa Shing Ka
15. Your body odor is offensive -- Yu Stin Ki Pu (<-- this one is cute)
16. Great -- Su Pah

Herllo

Man, I had so many interesting stuff to write but I got lazy and didn't update sooner, so I forgot everything! Well, there is one thing.

Would any of you girls ever marry someone like Joey from Friends?

Would any of you guys marry someone like Rachel from friends?

Just wondering because both are sex mongers. haha

Anyway, I have to go back to studying...Wish me luck on my finals! Oh and we have a Christmas program at my church this weekend, and we need some help with that...SO, if you can carry any sort of tune, come and help!

Man, I have a physics test and an english presentation due on friday. wish me luck!

I like doing these things. Kills time and people get to learn more about me. Everyone do them and tell me you did them so I know!
None of these are in any specific order

5 things that make you laugh:
5. Simpsons
4. Friends (the tv show)
3. Joe and DP make me laugh the most but all of my friends are funny
2. When I say something funny and no one laughs
1. When someone says something corny and no one laughs. Then I laugh

6 things you love:
6. When a friend e-mails me. I prefer a real letter but e-mails are good too. hehe
5. my computers
4. my cell phone plan (40 bucks for 750 anytime and 3000 weekend and night starting at 8)
3. my dog Happy! (it's a yorkie and we didn't name him after the 7th Heaven dog!)
2. family and friends
1. God

5 things you hate:
5. school
4. driving down to Marietta everyweekend
3. when people use the word love and hate so loosely. (except when i say it to joe.) =)
2. When i can't find something when i really need it
1. when people don't give you the benefit of the doubt or don't talk to you before assuming the worst about you

5 things you don't understand:
5. people who are so smart
4. people who are so studious
3. why i'm so lazy
2. why i'm such a great driver! (j/k I'm only good) haha
1. why, in refraction, the image is always a virtual image (i think). doesn't matter if the rays are diverging or converging. stupid physics

5 things you plan to do before you die:
5. who says i'm going to die? =)
4. buy a plane and just travel
3. collect at least 10,000 good hat pins. (help me people!)
2. meet my top 10. haha It's always changing
1. i don't know...make sure my parents are comfortable when they get old

5 things that you like about the opposite sex:
5. how they can be so cute
4. they are so fun to talk to. you can talk to them about stuff you could never talk about with guys.
3. how they can cook! I love eating
2. how they jump when you scare them
1. how they smell. girls always smell nice

5 things you say the most:
5. slut
4. I KNOW!
3. right....
2. cool!
1. hey

5 bad habits you have:
6. playing with my hair
5. lazy
4. can't control my money spending
3. watching too much tv
2. my eating habit or lackthereof
1. not exercising enough

5 things you wish you had:
5. a the best megapixaled digital camera
4. 4.0 GPA
3. Cheap car insurance with an awesome car (don't really care what)
2. a hottie girlfriend haha j/k!
1. money to help my parents out with

5 scents you love:
5. chocolate
4. this perfume that my friend wore
3. neoguri ramen cooking
2. this korean gum....so good
1. my dog right after it takes a shower.

5 things you are thinking about right now:
5. "conan is funny"
4. "i need to study physics"
3. "dp is weird"
2. "how do koreans view beauty?"
1. GYC

5 things that you have done today:
5. showered
4. school
3. eat
2. went to circuit city
1. beat dp in starcraft! I'm the master!

5 drinks you regularly drink:
5. water!!!!!!!!!!!
4. sprite
3. beer...er, i mean rootbeer! haha
2. coke
1. mountain dew

Hello

Man, Thanksgiving was...I can't decide whether it was good or not. It was good because I got to rest and hang around but bad because I didn't get anything done. I went to my grandma's on Thursday but that was boring. We started eating the turkey on Wednesday. haha I love turkey.

On Saturday night, we had another dinner. haha Good food! Oh, I had to lead out Friday night vespers. I lead out in a discussion about being thankful. Then we talked about things we aren't thankful. haha Let me finish. We thought about it then compared to things going on in the world. One of my friends, Darla, came from Oakwood College and talked about the mission work she did in Ethiopia. We have nothing to complain about. For most of us, our life is based on our wants. We have everything we need. For them, it is what they need.

I've been drifting spiritually. Then this week, after my dad lectured me and my sister plus the discussion I led out, I realized how blessed I am. You know? haha So I had my first REAL prayer to God in a long time few days ago. Thank God! Anyone who reads this, please pray for me!

Oh Saturday night, after movie night, we went to PC Bang. We left there about 2:30 and went to eat at Waffle House. Well, I didn't eat but the other ordered. Then other people came in and more people came in and they got served first!!!!! A groups of little kids came in after us. The these 2 pervs brought prostitutes in there. haha DP told me they were. They all got served before us. We got mad but we were all chicken to say anything. So Joe and Paul, after waiting for about 30 min just left. haha The rest of us waited for 30 more min then we left. Stupid people. They knew we were there but didn't want to serve us. I want to say the waitress was racist but the other people in there were Asian too so I don't know. And then this stupid kid sitting behind us was asking when we were leaving (because we were sitting in a big booth and they had 6 people in a 4 booth table) and the stupid waitress told them that we're leaving soon! Can you believe that??? So after waiting an hour, we started to leave and the stupid woman was like, "we just put your food on the grill." haha We left. We were so stunned that service could be so bad. I left a dollar for my drink and a penny tip. haha

Well I'm done. Finals week coming up. Good luck to everyone!!!

Heyhey!

Man, I'm so bad at updating...then Ray put on my xanga site that I post too much and I think he was being sarcastic. haha So here you go

This is a definition of my name...interesting...most of it, I don't think is true. Enjoy.

Your name of Daniel has created a most expressive nature, idealistic and inspirational, driven with a strong inner urge to be of service in some way that would uplift humanity as a whole. However, there is a tendency to assume too heavy a burden of responsibility for others, which leads to worry and undue concern. People with problems are drawn to you as they recognize you as one who has understanding and gives not only sympathy and comfort but provides also some constructive advice or assistance. You have a generous quality to your nature, but you must guard carefully against giving more than you receive or you will find yourself doing without because you have helped someone else. You love people, family, home, and friends and try to be a parent to the whole human race. While you have generally stable conditions in your personal life, you may experience some problems in business affairs through a tendency to be scattering and inattentive to details. Any health problems would show as tension in the nervous system brought on by worry.

Well, I haven't posted since 10/27...sorry, it's been a while huh? It's Nov 21 now. Almost a month...maybe I'll try that next time, go a month without updating? haha J/K! For those interesting my life, I can't make you wait that long! Right???

Well, nothing is going on in my life. School, then church, then school, then church...you get the drift.

I haven't done one of these in a while so I decided to do it. If you don't care, there is nothing else after this...sorry. But read it, I tried to make it enjoyable and funny.

x. name = Daniel Kim

x. birthday = A long time ago =*(
x. piercings = are you kidding me?
x. tattoos = once again, are you kidding me with that? haha
x. height = 5'10
x. shoe size= 10 1/2
x. hair color = black, i don't like coloring hair
x. length = i need a hair cut
x. pets = well, my parents have the cutest puppy, a yorkie...oh, i have 4 fishes

last...
x. movie you rented = Fallen, this dumb movie. the youth watched it but i refused to
x. movie you bought = ummm...I think Gosford Park, I haven't watched it yet though.
x. song you listened to = "best I ever had" by Vertical Horizon (the best band!)
x. song you had stuck in your head = that "peanut butter jelly time" song. It's so funny! check it out
http://www.roz.org/flash/banana.swf (haha after hearing that song, I went and bought some
peanut butter and jelly)
x. song you've downloaded = jimmy fallon "star wars songs"
x. person you've called = dad
x. person that called you = dad, haha I have no friends (plus, i have no minutes left)
x. tv show you've watched = espn sportscenter
x. person you were thinking of = well, i was working on my fantasy football team so football players
(Do not take that out of context!)

do...
x. you have a bf or gf = no =*(
x. you have a crush on someone = yes =D
x. you wish you could live somewhere else = GA on my mind!
x. you think about suicide = unfortunately, i have
x. you believe in online dating = no way, dating is about meeting the person and stuff, my opinion though
x. others find you attractive = heck yeah! I'm a hottie! hahahaahahah man i'm freaking funny too! j/k!
x. you want more piercings = need to ask?
x. you want more tattoos = once again, need to ask?
x. you drink = I really like water but I drink a lot of things...

you do drugs = nope
x. you like cleaning = hahahah if you saw my room, you wouldn't be asking. (the answer is no),

you like roller coasters = yes, they are great!

x. you write in cursive or print = neither, i type...well, if i had to write it's a mixture...maybe that's
why people can't read my handwriting
x. you carry a donor card = well i'm an organ donor on my license but only because i got to save
like 3 bucks of the cost of the license....hmmm come to think of it, i think they charged me
full price!!!!!!!1

for or against...
x. long distance relationships = only if you're married. even being engaged, it's tough, i think.
x. using someone = i guess i'm against it but i'll admit that i have done it. is it wrong it if "use"
them to help them? I can't think of an example but you knwo what i mean.
x. suicide = against
x. killing people = i don't know...murder is definitely wrong, but God had the Israelites kill people
in war or for their sins...so maybe killing is wrong only in certain instances...i guess
x. teenage smoking = ewww...any smoking is wrong and nasty
x. doing drugs = totally against...haha unless it's a legal drug, like tylenol...
x. premarital sex = wrong!
x. driving drunk = I personally think that of drinking is wrong, so i guess driving druck is wrong by default
x. gay/lesbian relationships = haha, well....gay is gross and i'm totally against it...but lesbian? haha =p

favorite...
x. food = mostly all kinds. haha Anyone who knows me knows I love eating. but lately, i've been eating
less and less...ask dp
x. song = peanut butter jelly time
x. thing to do = i don't know...this is a secret because i really doubt you've read this far but i like shopping for
other people, like presents. it's really fun giving presents.
x. thing to talk about = Friends (not gossiping you dorks. the tv show!) and sports!
x. sports = baseball, i'm in a shrinking minority
x. drinks = water

more...
x. clothes = my favorite clothes? ummm pants?
x. movies = STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!1 ALL OF THEM! Yes i am a nerd
x. bands = vertical horizon
x. holiday = haha the "food" holiday, THANKSGIVING!
x. car = my mexican truck beats out my mexican small car by a small margin because it has A/C and heater
x. ever cried over a girl/ boy = are you kidding me? i'm not a girl! haha
x. ever lied to someone = shhh...yes
x. ever been in a fist fight / arrested =nope, i think i was too much of a wuss when i was young, and i'm for giving
someone the benefit of the doubt... now I don't know....I know i can beat someone up but do i want to?

what...
x. shampoo do you use = oh man, i don't want to say...haha I use herbal essences....It smells good!
x. perfume do you use = What??? haha was this servey made for girls??? haha For cologne, I've used a lot of differnt
kinds but right now, i'm using hugo, any suggestions on the next one i use?
x. are you scared of = i don't scare easily. i do hate watching horrors though

number...
x. of times I have had my heart broken? haha I'm a man, my heart is made out of unbreakable stuff, like steel, it can only
be melted by hot fire. hehe so my heart has to be burning with desire for you for it to melt... haha like my analog,
as joe would say? (I meant analogy) haha well, 3 times that i can remember, to be honest.
x. of hearts I have broken? I don't know...I wish I have never but I can think of one...I hope no more. haha that means people
have liked me! haha YEA!!!
x. of boys I have kissed? EEWWWWW.....ask dp or joe, and expect the expected...haha
x. of girls I have kissed? does my mom count? J/K!!!!! 2 people
x. of continents I have lived in? 2
x. of drugs taken illegally? a big fat 0 (that's not that fat is it?)
x. of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? i think i have a few...God is definitely but human wise,
I have a few. If you're not (you know who you are) i'm going to come and get you, slut!
x. of people I consider my enemies? haha I have one, satan, not the devil, ahaha you know who you are! J/K! joe!
x. of people from high school that I stayed in contact with? 3 or 4

x. of cd's that I own? a ot
x. of scars on my body? I have a lot on my face...darn you sister and your sharp fingernails! and I have one on my stomach from
the surgery.
x. of things in my past that I regret? haha i don't want to say

Ok that's it, as I've said, you can't leave comments, hehe If you have to, though, I have a xanga site, you can leave comments there. I don't know the url but look for gonzoine.

haha. Some people are so stupid! I was watching Leno and he told this joke, and it's a true story.

Ok, this guy who worked at Kentucky Fried Chicken was arrested because he gave a customer 2 bags of marijuana. It turned out that this guy had a drug operation where he sold weed through the drive through window. So when a customer drove up and said the pass phrase, he sold them the weed. But somehow, this one customer got the pass phrase right when he was just ordering chicken. hahaha The worker, being the dumb guy, had the pass phrase as, "I'd like extra biscuts."

=D

hmmm

It's 4:44 Sunday morning. I should be sleeping but I'm not. hehe

Well, it's been interesting the last few days. I saw Rules of Attraction on Thursday. Dumb movie! Don't watch it. I'm the guy who kept pushing the gay guy away and warning him. Joe's the gay guy. haha He WANTS me to be Dick but I'm not...too bad for you worm!

Friday, my English teacher had to go to some conference so the class got cancelled. yay! But I was stuck here till 4:30 because I had an advising apointment. So I know what I'm supposed to take next semester and even next summer.

Then I went to United with DP. We took a quiz over Daniel and Revelation. hahahahaha So funny. DP got a 14/50. He did worst out of everyone there! I won though! 46/50. haha

On Saturday, we had church as usual but we had a guest speaker, Steven Conway. He was good. Then we had choir practice and Board meeting. We're supposed to nominate people for next year's position....Who to choose..... Then I went to home and slept a little. Then to Jihye's house for food! hehe Then we went ice skating. It was way more fun than I thought it'd be. haha We had a blast! For those who didn't come, you guys really missed out. Fun!
Then we went to Waffle house and somehow, I ended up sitting with all the girls again! 3 people to a bench. No elbow space. It was fun though.

Then I started towards Athens but then, as usual, I started to fall asleep. So I pulled over and slept a little and drove a little ways then stopped and slept for a while. Finally at 3 (time changed so I saved an hour hehe) I drove up and now here I am.

Well, I think I'm going to go to sleep. Goodnight!

Wait, am I really the kind of guy that the older women want as a son-in-law or whatever??? Is that a good thing or a bad thing??? Too bad you can't leave comments....

Oh yeah! GO UGA!!! 8-0! And hope the UGA KUSA did well at the olympics!

Man, I'm so weird! Well some people think so. You see, when I really like a song, I listen to it all the time. haha I mean ALL the time. Like I put it on repeat and just leave it on. haha So right now, the song I listen to right now is "goodbye to you" by Michelle Branch. Man I love that song.

Well, my Physics test sucked. I did decent I think but it was pretty hard. The teacher gave us a couple of the answers last night at the review session and I went so at least I know I didn't get a zero. haha

Ok, I'm hungry, and I"m going to go eat.

I don't usually put up conversations but I thought this was funny so here it is. Oh, by the way, Joe's the devil! Not me!

flippantly: you're visitor 666
flippantly: MOTHMAN
Gonzoine: haha no way
Gonzoine: really?
flippantly: haha yeah
Gonzoine: what a coincidence....or is it?
flippantly: it's not.

Wow, does anyone know how to not be a procrastinator? My goodness. I don't have that much to do, but it needs to be done!

Man, I was reading through some peoples' xanga sites and some of those got me so confused! Me, I type the way i talk. But some people, I just cannot understand what they're saying. It's kinda funny because I just sit there trying to figure out what they're saying.

And another thing. People put up some cool backgrounds. But when you do that, CHANGE YOUR FONT COLORS! It blends in together so you can't read anything! haha

Well, have to go back to class.