I found this in my friend's xanga, and it was really funny, so I stole it. =)

LEARN CHINESE (Read them out loud!!)
1. That`s not right -- Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you hiding a fugitive? -- Hu Yu Hai Ding?
3. See me ASAP -- Kum Hia Nao
4. Stupid Man -- Dum Gai
5. Small Horse -- Tai Ni Po Ni
6. Did you go to the beach? -- Wai Yu So Tan
7. I bumped into a coffe table -- Ai Bang Mai Ni
8. I think you need a face lift -- Chin Tu Fat
9. It`s very dark in here -- Wao So Dim
10. I thought you were on a diet -- Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11. This is a tow away zone -- No Pah King
12. Our meeting is scheduled for next week -- Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13. Staying out of sight -- Lei Ying Lo
14. He`s cleaning his automobile -- Wa Shing Ka
15. Your body odor is offensive -- Yu Stin Ki Pu (<-- this one is cute)
16. Great -- Su Pah

Herllo

Man, I had so many interesting stuff to write but I got lazy and didn't update sooner, so I forgot everything! Well, there is one thing.

Would any of you girls ever marry someone like Joey from Friends?

Would any of you guys marry someone like Rachel from friends?

Just wondering because both are sex mongers. haha

Anyway, I have to go back to studying...Wish me luck on my finals! Oh and we have a Christmas program at my church this weekend, and we need some help with that...SO, if you can carry any sort of tune, come and help!